TSA: Don’t panic, Emefiele tells banks

ABUJA—Central Bank Governor Mr Godwin Emefiele
yesterday urged banks in the country not to panic
following the decision of the Federal Government to move all the accounts of government parastatals into a
Treasury Single Account at the central bank. In an
interview with Reuters yesterday, the CBN boss gave an assurance that he was ready to inject liquidity if needed into the interbank market.

The policy is part of President Muhammadu Buhari’s drive to fight corruption, “There is no shortage of liquidity,” Emefiele said, pointing to an oversubscribed sale of treasury bills on Wednesday”. He also said less than one trillion naira ($5 billion) would be moved into the single account but did not give details.

Emefiele was also emphatic about maintaining the naira currency – which has dived in the past year due to a collapse in oil revenues – at its current level of 197 to the dollar.

“There will not be a devaluation of the naira because right now the currency is appropriately priced,” he said.
In a series of unconventional interventions to protect the naira, the bank has blocked access to foreign currency to import items ranging from soap and toothpicks to cement and private jets.

Emefiele said the list of restricted items could be
expanded to encourage local production even as he
rejected claims by Nigerian firms about the difficulties of getting hold of dollars.

Labour counsels banks Meanwhile, National Union of Banks, Insurance and Financial Institutions Employees, NUBIFIE, has given operators in the nation’s banking industry tips on how to survive challenges posed by the newly introduced Treasury Single Account, TSA by the Federal Government.

The Union President, Danjuma Musa told Vanguard in
Lagos that “it is high time the operators in the finance
industry put on their thinking caps and devise urgent
means of overcoming this federal government challenge to their existence in business. They should also think of a possible means of cutting cost on their excessive expenditures of acquiring expensive vehicles and re-invest such fund; reduce excessive travel abroad for seminars,and board meetings.

Money-laundering: NDLEA arrests 6 for swallowing $156,000

Operatives of the of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, yesterday arrested a Bureau De Change operator and five other suspected money laundering syndicate for swallowing $156,000 (N31, 083,000.00) at Excel Oriental Hotel along Airport Road, Lagos.

The six suspects were arrested in the hotel while they
were busy swallowing the large sums of money with the intention of exporting $156,000 to Brazil.

Speaking on the arrest, the chairman of NDLEA, Ahmadu Giade, said  the six suspected members of the group, including a Bureau de Change operator, had been apprehended in connection with swallowing $156,000.

Alhaji Giade further pointed out that the agency would
track down suspected drug traffickers and currency
launderers in a bid to rid the society of crimes.

According to him, operators of bureau de change who fail to work within the confines of the law establishing them shall be severely sanctioned.

Meanwhile, NDLEA Commander, Joint Task Force, JTF,
Mr. Adeniyi Muyiwa, gave the names of the suspects as Nwokenta Kingsley, 37, a Bureau de change operator, also known as Buchito;  Onwuasoanya Augustine Chukwuemeka, 54, who lives in Brazil and Christian Okoli Ifor, 35, based in Brazil.

Others are Nwokenta Emmanuel Maduakolam, 31; Ezenwa Ikenna, 28, a specialist in wrapping; and Ezenwa Uzoma, a 33-year-old hotel manager.

He stressed that an interim investigation report by the
anti-narcotics agency revealed that Mr. Nwokenta
Kingsley, a.k.a Buchito was the brain behind the
suspected criminal act.

According to Mr. Muyiwa, Mr. Kingsley allegedly supplied $120,000 to be swallowed and illicitly exported to Brazil.

He said: “Onwuasoanya Augustine Chukwuemeka
swallowed 74 wraps of dollars amounting to one hundred and eleven thousand ($111,000). Christian Okoli Ifor who resides in Brazil had forty-five thousand dollars which he wanted to swallow. Nwokenta Emmanuel who is the manager of Amazon Bureau de Change played a supportive role in the alleged crime. Ezenwa Ikenna was hired to wrap the money.

Chelsea to roll out red carpet for Cech

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho said Friday he will invite Petr Cech into his side’s dressing room whatever the outcome of this weekend’s Premier League match with Arsenal.

The Czech goalkeeper was sold to the North London club for £10 million ($16 million, 14 million euros) in the
summer and will make his first return to Stamford Bridge on Saturday with Mourinho still holding him in high regard after he spent 11 years with Chelsea.

“If anybody could have a doubt – I never had – but if any Chelsea fan with a different perspective of what football is thought Petr Cech against Chelsea would open the goal and let us win, I think in the Community Shield they understood he was there to win and probably more than ever,” he said reflecting on a 1-0 defeat at Wembley in which Cech played.

“After the game, if he wants to come to our dressing
room, the door is open for him.”

Mourinho was quick to play down his rift with Arsenal
manager Arsene Wenger. The pair have fought a running battle over the years with a war of words culminating in a pitchside altercation last year.

But Mourinho said: “I think it’s time to not speak about it. “I don’t think it’s important now and I don’t think people are focused on that. I think people are focused on what has happened on the pitch.

“I am responsible for my actions and the others are
responsible for their actions.”

Bus bomb kills girl, injures 23

An 11-year-old girl was killed and 23 others injured when a bomb exploded in a bus in the southern Philippines, police said on Friday.

The bus was parked at a public terminal in Zamboanga
City, 875 kilometres South of Manila, when the explosion occurred, said city Police Chief Angelito Casimiro.

“The injured were rushed to hospitals for various wounds from the blast which triggered a fire that destroyed the bus,’’ Casimiro said.

Authorities were considering extortion as a possible
motive as a similar incident in 2013 left three dead.
Officials also noted the increased operations of Islamist
extremists and Muslim rebels in the area.

Mourinho to be investigated over claims of sexism

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho could face a five-match ban after a member of the public complained he had used sexist and abusive language against former team doctor Eva Carneiro, Britain’s press reported Friday.

The Football Association said in a statement that it had “received an enquiry relating to an alleged incident during the Premier League fixture between Swansea v Chelsea on 8 August” but that it would make no further comment.

Mourinho criticised Carneiro when she ran on the pitch to treat Belgian star Eden Hazard at the request of referee Michael Oliver during the final stages of the drawn match.

Footage of the incident broadcast by Sky Sports showed Mourinho shouting angrily while watching Carneiro from the touchline, before exchanging words as she came down the touchline to return to the dug-out.

Mourinho demoted the Gibraltar-born medic straight after the game, and she has yet to return to the club’s training ground.

Under FA rules, players and coaches can be punished for using “offensive, insulting or abusive language and/or gestures”.

An aggravated breach, for instance a reference to gender, carries a minimum touchline ban of five-matches. The FA is compelled to investigate the claim, which was made in the past few days, according to reports.

Breaking News: FG seeks warrant to arrest Saraki

ABUJA – The Federal Ministry of Justice has asked the
Code of Conduct Tribunal, CCT, sitting in Abuja to issue
bench warrant for the arrest of the Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki.

A deputy director in the office of the Attorney General of the Federation, Mr. M.S. Hassan, applied for the arrest order following Saraki’s refusal to appear before the tribunal to enter his plea to the13- count corruption charge against him.

Saraki who was billed for arraignment this morning, sent his team of lawyers to serve the tribunal with a copy of the ruling of Justice Ahmed Mohammed of the Abuja Division of the Federal High Court, yesterday, which summoned the Ministry of Justice to appear on Monday to show cause why the trial should be allowed to proceed.

Equally summoned by the court were the Chairman of the tribunal, Justice Danladi Umar and that of the Code of Conduct Bureau, CCB, Mr. Sam Saba, as well as Mr. Hassan who signed the charge against Saraki.

Meanwhile, irked by Saraki’s absence at the tribunal for the commencement of his prosecution over alleged false declaration of assets, the Ministry of Justice prayed the Justice Umar-led panel to order for his arrest, saying “he cannot sit in the comfort of his chamber and object to his trial in absentia”.

The prosecution further maintained that Justice
Mohammed lacked the powers to summon the CCT and
CCB chairmen, even as it accused Saraki of engaging in
“forum shopping” in a desperate bid to scuttle his trial.

Juicy and Hot 18+: Slept With My Girlfriend's Best Friend

It’s not often that a guy’s girl friend takes off and rents her apartment to a friend but that happened to Jake.

Amy and he had a big fight and although he’d been trying to get her on the phone for three days, in the hope of patching things up, she just wouldn’t pick up his calls.

Even though he was working day and night on a very important project he decided to drive into town to have it out face to face. As his current job was up state it was very late when he reached the apartment building.

Having a key he let himself in and tiptoed to the bedroom. His girl friend appeared to be asleep and so he just took off all of his clothes and quietly crept in beside her. He slipped his arm around and held on to one of her breasts. Even though he fondled it a little she didn’t wake her up and so they lay snuggled together like that all night.

Jake figured that when she woke up in the morning they’d fall into each others arms and everything would be back to normal, it had happened before. However, he was awakened by a familiar voice saying,

“What the fuck are you doing in my bed.”It was Mia, Amy’s best friend, who was also naked and in a minor state of shock.

“Where’s Amy,” he asked, looking around as if she might jumpout of the closet at any moment.

“She’s in Newyork – staying with her mother.”

“When is she due back,” he asked, trying to not look at Mia’s tits that were showing in spite of her trying to hide behind the bed cover she was holding up.

“She says she’s never coming back – didn’t she tell you.”
“No – she wouldn’t answer my calls.”

“Well she left yesterday,” said Mia, “She phoned me and asked me if I wanted to rent the place because I was living with my mother and she was driving me fucking crazy. I didn’t realize that you were thrown in with the rent.”

“You know I have my own place but I do stay here most week-ends.”

“Is that what the row was about – you’re not wanting to commit.”

“Sort of.”“She was good enough to fuck but not good enough to commit too?”

“Shit – I know it sounds bad but I’m quite sure if Amelia is the one. Sexually we don’t seem all that comparable but I care for her.

” Ah ah – this gets very interesting – what did you want to do – shove it up her ass or something?”

“I just wanted it more often than she was prepared to do it, andI would have liked her to be a bit more enthusiastic when we were doing it.”

“How did you go about it – show me.”

“What do you mean,” he asked looking a bit puzzled.

“Let’s say you want to lay me – how would you get me in the mood.”

“I suppose I’d kiss you first.”She pouted out her lips like a three year old, “Go ahead them plant one on me.

”Mia was a really great looking girl but she was sort of a friend and he was a bit shy about kissing her there and then, particular as she was naked.

In spite of his reservations he leaned forward and placed one on her lips. It felt so good he actually slipped his arm around her and crushed his lips tighter against hers.

Mia responded by sticking her tongue in his mouth.Things started to get more serious as she put her arms around his neck and the covers fell off of her.
Now his chest was pressing against her lovely naked tits and it seemed there no turning back.

Next his hands began to fondle her and then he bent his head and made for her nipples. They were large and erect and felt wonderful between his lips.Mia, who’d only ever been a casual acquaintance, now seemed to be enjoying every moment of this little adventure and as he sucked her tits her hand went under the covers and grabbed his dick.

At this point Jake lost all of his ability to concentrate. Mia moved his foreskin up and down and his shaft was so hard and throbbing he thought it might explode.

Before he could make any more moves on her, she whipped all the covers off the bed and literally dived onto it with her mouth,sliding it in so far he thought she would choke. He took a big deep breath as she drew it out and then dived all over again.

When she stopped for a moment he impatiently moved his ass up and down as if fucking her mouth and that prompted her to start the process of sucking him dry. Wow – what a blow job it was. As she furiously drove his dick into her mouth she actually stuck one finger up his ass and moved it around.

Jake had never had a prostrate exam during sex before but it didn’t feel half bad.

And it didn’t feel half bad when she let him cum in her mouth licking every drop off the rim of his nob-end before sitting up and smiling.